"I am Dylan of house Beekler! Holder of Soccer participation trophy, master of the Italian accent, Googler of "What is sex?"!"

Dylan introduces herself to Golan.

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Dylan Beekler
General info
Name Dylan Beekler
Age 9
Position Acolyte of Golan
Job 2nd grade student
Status Unknown
Family Carol Beekler (Mother, possible Grandmother)
Alexis Beekler (Older Sister, possible Mother)
Golan the Insatiable (Father of child)
Penis (Daughter)
Likes Golan
Murder of the innocent
Anything she finds to be 'badass'
Dislikes Mackenzie B.
Mrs. Budnick
Physical attributes
Height Unknown
Weight Unknown
Out of universe info
First Appearance Pilot
Voice Actor Aubrey Plaza

Dylan Beekler is one of the two main protagonists of Golan the Insatiable, next to Golan himself. She is the youngest daughter of the Beekler Family and the acolyte of the godlord Golan.

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